You wan to ask questions, now. Uh, now's not exactly a good time as I'm trying to outrun some Timberwolves. Just keep running, just keep running. Okay, I think I'm in the clear now. Okay, sorry about that but I'm in The Everfee Forest because I had to get my boss's hat back for her. I can sit and answer some questions now.
Who's your Boss?
The Great and Powerful Trixie
Wait, wait, wait, your working for Trixie. What about the three incidents and don't you think your cousin may not like this.?
First off, Twilight Sparkle does not need to know about this. As I never plan to tell her who I'm working for. Not everything, I do concerns her. Three incidents? Oh well, the first time, she came to Ponyville, the town treated her like a jerk. Sure, may embellish but she's a show mare. Ponyville didn't her give a fair chance. The second time, yeah she did go over board and go to the dark side but I believe the alicorn amulet was controlling her. Third incident, what third incident? Oh, you mean her hanging out with Gilda, don't you. That's when I was hired on. I was hired on to replace Gilda as Trixie realized that being seen with Gilda wouldn't be good for her public image of The Humble and Apologetic Trixie. Something about a necklace called the Cosmic Spectrum. I don't know too much about the details. But Gilda really seemed heartbroken, when she was let go. It seemed like she really considered Trixie, a friend. Can we move on to some other questions.
No, we can't move on. I need to know more about this!
Hey, that's not a question. Fine, I was led to Trixie through her brother, Trevor. Real nice guy, you'd never know that he was a part of the Lulamoon family.
Trixie, has a brother?
Yes, will you let me finish!
Sorry Dustie, go on
Anyways as I was saying Trevor is Trixie's older brother. We went to Canterlot High together. I called him up a few weeks ago looking for a job. He told me that his sister was hiring. I already mentioned when I was brought on. I was hesitant because from what I remembered of his little sister, she was rather boisterous and loud. Always wanting or attention with her magic tricks, when we were trying to do our Equestrian History homework. The little runt could be annoying at times. And now I'm working for the younger sister. And it's funny but I thought she would've grown out of talking in third person by now. I mean she was doing that as a filly. I mean she's a full grown mare and she still does that. It's a wee bit annoying and I can't believe how much she despises my cousin. And this is coming from someone who is jealous of her.
Ah Ha, you admit that your jealous of Twilight!
Ah yeah, it's not a well kept secret. Anyways, will you please stop interrupting me Moviefan? As I was saying I'm now working for the little sister of my friends. It's not all bad but I wish that we would eat at different places then The Pine Cone. I mean it's not a bad place to eat but some variety, Trixie. At least, she lets us use wheels now. That was the weirdest week and a half. That's all I got on Trixie. Nothing too exciting.
Are you going to be okay in The Everfree Forest?
Well, it is getting dark but I did use a cloaking spell to hide myself from the animals. I may find somewhere to sleep and in the morning head to Zecora's hut. If you don't mind, I'd like to take my mind off my current situation and I may have to move as I just saw an Ursa out of the corner of my eye. Please let it be an Ursa Minor because I do not want to deal with an Ursa Major.
Okay, one last question. I know the answer but why don't you tell our readers how we met?
Oh sure, I met Moviefan as a young colt, when he found me in a box in his neighborhood and raised me for 15 years until I went back to Equestira. You can read all about it in our upcoming memoir, Moviefan and Little Dustie.
Dustie, would you like to try again and actually tell them how we met?
Oh, your right. We met when I went through a magical mirror portal that turned me into a human and I met you at your college. Oh, wait that's one of Lyra Heartstring's fanfics. Silly me, I get the two confused. We actually met over the internet.
What was that all about?
Two things, I'm stuck in a rather horse apple situation being lost in the freaking Everfree Forest and payback.
For what?
Telling the world about my crush on Fluttershy.
You did that, not me! And all of Equestira knows. Your as obvious as Spike with his crush on Miss Rarity. You have a Fluttershy shrine. Don't deny it, I've seen the pictures. By the way, do you have that picture of Fluttershy in a Wonderbolt uniform that I asked about, for my shrine? Do Note, I do not have a crush like a certain unicorn. I'm just a really big fan.
Oh, your right. Sorry about that Moviefan and yeah, the picture is attached.
Anyways, I'm going to get some rest. So, that I can get out of here. But this did help a little to take my mind off the situation at hand.
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